- healthy
- fake healthy
- fruit-flavored
- contains marshmallows and has monster/mythological creature/cryptid as mascot
- designed to emulate a different breakfast food (e.g. french toast, waffles, cinnamon rolls)
- variants on cap’n crunch
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major cereal subgenres:
cheetos
cheerios are like the archetypal Healthy Cereal, c’mon
wait
now hold on just one moment,
American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol
wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*
I remember the last time I visited Texas I was at a bus stop waiting for a bus to San Antonio to visit the Alamo when this thin lanky guy in an orange cap tried to take my briefcase. I was like, “Mr. that’s my briefcase” and I tried to get it back from him, but he just went apeshit, then through a handful of sand into my eyes and ran away with. This weird things always seem to happen when I am in Texas.
“But how did you know he was a fed?”
"That’s my secret cap’."
"I think everyone’s a fed."
American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol
wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*
i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow
now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation
Anti-cap at its finest
I feel like if Hickok45 were put up to the task of eliminating Ebola at 400 yards with a cap and ball revolver, he’d say something like “I doubt I can do this one!” and then somehow do it and chuckle to himself
"I don’t have my good glasses on, and I’m not sure how to even hold this thing, but let’s give it a try!"
